The T.V Hat?

          

            Some of America's favorite pastimes include watching television, movies, and playing video games, but this new innovation brings entertainment to a whole new level. The T.V Hat may sound like a good idea, but it's far from that. Here are two reasons why:

• It makes you look ridiculous. As shown above, this hat makes the person look like they should not belong to society. The bill on the hat is very long, the thing makes the one wearing it look like a duck without a face.
• You will go blind. If you do not already need glasses to see, the first glance will make you want to need them (Let's get real, nobody wants glasses.) The protective screen on this is adjustable, however, it is made of plastic material. Even though the makers claim to say the plastic protector is magnified, I've found user reviews saying there is no magnification whatsoever.

         


         There is no wonder why this innovation is not sold in stores. Not only is it embarrassing to wear, not only does it give you blood shot eyes, the main reason why it is not a part of society is because it is simply incompetent. There is definitely sympathy to The "As Seen On T.V"
crew and their hard-working minds for attempting to make money off of this, but failed to do so.

Snuggies:The Newest Fashion Accessory.

Snuggie(n.)- A backwards robe with sleeves.

 Genius idea, NOT!

If I could be paid big bucks for writing about how pointless this thing is, I would quit my day job.

While watching T.V one evening, I came across something while flipping through the channels on my television.. I thought to myself “What the…” is that? I didn’t know what to think. Seriously, these things suck. I received one as a gift for Christmas, and threw it out. THANKS MOM. Hope you’re reading this!       

Here are some reasons not to get a Snuggie:

1.)   The commercials are misleading. When watching the commercials I always noticed the people sitting down on couches, not one person seen upright walking around their house. Snuggies don’t have backs, they are the same exact things as hospital gowns.

2.)   They don’t stay put. When you are lying on your couch with your backwards robe on, everything is just dandy. The minute you get up to pee or something, the Snuggie just falls off, and your freezing cold again.

3.)   They are embarrassing. I would never EVER go out wearing one, and I sure would not  go out in public with somebody who was wearing one on. I had come across a lady who was wearing one at the mall, and it was just outright REDICULOUS. Who in their  right mind would ever think of such a thing to do?

4.)   They are too expensive. Snuggies sell at retail stores for about $25. Who in the world would spend that much on a Snuggie. Just buy a knockoff for $10.

5.)   Knockoffs ARE BETTER. These knockoffs are like ponchos, and accomplish what Snuggies fali to do.  They have more interesting patterns on them, such as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or even Jack "The Pumpkin King."

Hello There!

Have you ever turned on your T.V to one of those annoying "As Seen On T.V" commercials? Have you ever wondered if they actually work? Have you ever bought yourself something from an "As Seen On T.V" store? Has it actually accomplished it's job? About 99% of these "As Seen On T.V" products do not fulfill their requirements. So please, feel free to post experiences, pictures, or whatever your heart desires. Enjoy!